Last Sunday after Church, my Cousin AMANDA and myself were sitting at the canteen chatting when she started some COLD jokes...
1) Amanda: Yenni Jie jie,
Amanda: What is the Heaviest food in the world...
Yenni Jie Jie: Water Melon...
Amanda; No lah...
Yenni Jie Jie: Dunno, What?
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Amanda: Wan Ton (One Ton)
Yenni (to herself): $##!&*@
2) Amanda: What starts with P and ends with E and has a lot of letters in it?
Yenni jie Jie: Penguine, Prepare, Etc....
Amanda: No lah...
Yenni Jie Jie: Okay, What?!
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Amanda: PostOffice
Yenni (to herself): $##!&*@
3) Amanda: There were 5 fishes swimming in a fish tank. One Fish died and was removed. However, why did the water in the fish tank increase instead of decrease?
Yenni Jie Jie: Y, Y, Y?
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Amanda: Bec the other fishes were so sad that they were crying.
Yenni (to herself): $##!&*@
I better stop here, in case you all start to vomit Blood.